After My Conquest Failed, Five Yandere Villains Blocked My Door

Lan Yucheng accidentally winds up in a game world.

The only way to get home is to collect five SSR heroine cards and trigger the perfect ending!

Lan Yucheng pushes up a pair of imaginary glasses and declares there's no pressure at all 🤓:

“Conquering beauties? That's my specialty! Just watch me!”

First up: Qing Xinxue, the energetic eternal-motion machine

Character card: A clingy childhood friend who sticks to you like a human accessory. Skill: [Cling to You Around the Clock].

Lan Yucheng's conquest strategy: Switch on the “play games and chat” autopilot and become a sunny, cheerful girl. Conquest rating: Easy win! A beginner's village perk!

Second up: Su Yiyi, the understanding flower of the human world

Character card: A gentle, understanding older girl next door. Skill: [One-Hundred-Percent Healing Aura].

Lan Yucheng's conquest strategy: Switch to “emotional confidante” mode and pour out a flood of girlish secrets. Conquest rating: Easy win! A gentle haven is paradise!

But wait! Something's wrong! 😰

What do you mean Xiaoxue only has eyes for you now!? 😰

What do you mean since you became wives, you have to be chained to the bed together for the rest of your lives!? 😰

What the heck! 😡 That's not how this is supposed to go! 😡