Little Sister, Hear Me Out: The Shrine Maiden Is Here to Kill Me

I'm in Tokyo, and I've just transmigrated.

Both my parents are dead, but I have a younger sister and a house.

I'm only a high school sophomore, with a bright future ahead of me.

What a perfect setup for lying flat. So why does trouble keep coming my way?

My sister Mizuki holds a bamboo sword to my neck. "If you lose to me, you'll be my slave!"

Chihane Suzu, the most beautiful shrine maiden in all of Tokyo, corners me at the school gate. "Come to the shrine tonight? Just... the two of us."

The daughter of a yakuza family sticks a sword into my desk. "Sell me your dojo, or sell yourself to me?"

The young lady from a zaibatsu rests her long, stocking-clad legs on my arm. "Be my husband! I'll give you a billion yen!"

A transfer student named Tamamo whispers against my earlobe. "I found you, Master!"

In my first life, I was a corporate drone at Tokyo University.

In my second life, I was the strongest ogre swordsman of the Heian era. I slew a hundred demons and burned Kyoto to the ground.

Now I'm reborn as a good-for-nothing high schooler. I wanted to start a laid-back life, but why does every beautiful girl come with a Boss template?

Wait! Where are you touching with those hands holding the rope?