I got a technology System, so now I can get stronger!!
In my dreams:
Day one: I'll use a Gatling gun to mow down some wicked demonic sect.
Day two: I'll vaporize that hypocritical orthodox grandmaster with gamma rays.
Day three: I'll make all those pretty cultivator ladies learn computers and livestreaming, then make them rap for me and spam 666 in the chat!!!
You ask how my cultivation is so powerful?
Because I have an Iron Spirit Root and am at the eighteenth level of the Straight Man Realm.
Reality:
Today: The System "forces" me to put on a little skirt.
Tomorrow: The System "modifies" a certain part of my body.
The day after: The System keeps playing hardcore photos and videos of muscular men from the cultivation world in my mind, over and over.
Why does this damn System always have it in for me? It's making me weirder and weirder, less and less like myself.
Trust science, get closer to science, use science to make life better, and use science to make the future more fulfilling.
Someone: "Wifey, hurry up and turn into an octopus gaming chair. Tonight, I'm going to have a thrilling mid-lane solo with you!!!!!!!"
Gu Qianyao: "Get lost."
One-on-one, pure love.
