The Sharp-Tongued Counselor Turned into the Enemy's Wife

Let's work harder and try to finish the story within half a light-year.

Come on

(A person comes to buy a melon) "Are you two brothers, or are you born aliens?" "Hey buddy, how much is this melon per pound?" "Two yuan per pound." "What's up... Is the rind made of gold, or are the melon seeds made of gold?" "(Elephant roars), look around, where can you find melons these days? These are all greenhouse melons. You think it's too expensive, and I think it's too expensive too." "Pick one for me." "Hesitating." "How about this one?" "Is this melon guaranteed to be ripe?" "(Sneers), I run a fruit stand, would I sell you an unripe melon?" "I'm asking you if this melon is guaranteed to be ripe." "(Suddenly looks up), are you deliberately trying to pick a fight? Do you want it or not!"...

It's been a while since the last update, it's been a tomb sweeping trip.

He actually cut his hair short, enraging long-hair enthusiasts.

Substituting Yu Qian and Guo Degang into the scenario, the style suddenly changes.

I'm laughing so hard I'm numb. This isn't just witty, it's downright ridiculous! This female lead is hilarious!

Why isn't the male lead named Guo Degang?

Someone came to read a book. Wow, you two are good at data analysis! How many updates a day do you release?

Now that I've recovered from my injury, I'm back to reading! (Wen Qianqian)