I Swear I'll Never Live Off My Childhood Friend, the Proud Phoenix! cover

I Swear I'll Never Live Off My Childhood Friend, the Proud Phoenix!

我誓死不吃青梅凤傲天的软饭！

by Wang Yan (王晏)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 248k Words
Genre: Campus
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

After transmigrating, Lu Ming gradually realizes that something is off about this world.

His childhood friend, a domineering heroine, is always chaining him up with handcuffs and pulling a gun on him at the slightest provocation. "After we get married, you'd better stay home and live off me. If you don't, I'll kill you!"

The domineering heroine's best friend claims to be a fugitive princess from the Fairy Forest. She spends every day imagining that someone is out to get her and that she needs round-the-clock protection. She even keeps saying how wonderful it is that her best friend's fiance is him!

What's so wonderful about that?!

And then there's the rich, antisocial woman whose main job is being an assassin. She gives him a mission to pretend to be her husband and help calm a child down, which would be bad enough, but she also spends every day trying to figure out what price she'd have to offer to get him to have another child with her...

Especially when he discovers that even eating a popsicle gives him [Tongue Technique +1].

Lu Ming falls silent.

Is there something seriously wrong with this world?!

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