Uma Musume: I Don't Want to Be Harassed by Middle-Aged Men cover

Uma Musume: I Don't Want to Be Harassed by Middle-Aged Men

马娘，不想被大叔骚扰

by As You Wish (如你所希望)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 527k Words
Genre: Western Fantasy
Updated: 1mo ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

My name is Zhen Yuzhi, a "half-finished" Uma Musume who can barely walk straight.

I transmigrated to Tracen Academy, but ended up with a broken body: an off-center center of gravity, an old ankle injury, and a running gait that makes me look like I'm about to fall apart.

Then I was picked up by Nishizaki Ryu, a strange middle-aged man who always has a lollipop in his mouth, and brought into Team Spica, supposedly a "reformatory for problem children."

And I should be the strangest one of them all.

(Some parts may be out of character. Please bear with me.)

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