Bro, Hear Me Out, This Really Isn't Good

"Why me?"

"Host, have you heard of the butterfly effect? Making a tornado by hand is difficult, but getting a butterfly to flap its wings and trigger a tornado through the butterfly effect is much easier."

"So you want me to save the world? Come on, I'm just an ordinary high school student. What makes you think I can be a hero?"

"No, no, Host, you've misunderstood. Your best friend is the hero. You're the butterfly."

"Um, so I'm the support and he's the carry?"

"That's right."

"Then what do I have to do?"

"It's very simple. Just figure out how to become his first love, then marry him."

"...!? I don't think I can do that!"

"You can. Believe in yourself."

"No! I can't!!!" *freaking out.jpg*

"Listen, best bro, here's the deal. The world's about to end, so you need to work hard, get stronger, and save the world. You're a grown-up hero now. You have to learn to save the world by yourself."

"Wait, what's with that look? Huh? Sniffing me? What the hell! What part of me smells good? Yamekero!"