"O great hero, please save us!"
He stared blankly at the impossibly beautiful girl before him, forced himself to believe what was happening, and then grew excited.
"A hero? No way, I'm finally living like one of the elite!"
Let's see what I've got. A powerful talent for magic? Uh, not really. My magic is barely any better than having none at all.
Could it be an outrageous System? ...Probably not.
Or maybe I've become a peerless martial arts master! It wasn't until one punch sent him crashing to his knees that he understood: aside from a little magic ability, he was a complete blank slate!
"Hey, Saintess, you must be pretty powerful, right?"
"? What are you talking about? You're the hero. I'm only responsible for summoning you."
"Damn it!"