The Rolling Slacker Who Risks It All

I'm just an ordinary little nobody among all the nobodies. I only wanted to make a little money to improve my meals or something. I didn't do anything wrong, did I? Why are you messing with this little fish? Why are you treating poor little Xian like this? Anyway, this is the story of a salted fish who gets brutally mistreated and then struggles to roll around until both sides are cooked. +_+

(The first few chapters are a little short, but it gets better later.)