A Rare Record of Humanity Taming a Wild Vampire Princess

Full title: Precious Footage and Records of the Early Domestication of a Wild, Feisty Vampire Princess by a Human Girl.

"Commoner, I command you to take me home at once! Or else... Waaaah! You! What are you doing?!"

"You can't use magic, you're too weak to even kill a chicken, you can't even drink human blood, and you're scared of garlic. You're an embarrassment to the vampire race. How dare you order me around?"

"No! I was wrong! Waaaaah..."

"Cry. Keep crying. I like it."

"Waaah... Mother... I want to go home..."

A solemn promise: pure romance, pure sweetness, no poison, no angst.