Reader advisory: Lots of OOC and alternate-universe elements. There may be a few memes, too.
As a veteran Plants vs. Zombies fan, I carelessly transmigrated to another world just as my eyesight was failing. Then my own familiar tricked me into doing hard labor at the Scarlet Devil Mansion. After arriving in Gensokyo, I spend every day living the laid-back life of watching my plants get trampled and my zombies get beaten to death. I don't even have enough Cob Cannons to form a last-ditch defense.
"Huh? Am I really that miserable?"
(A slice-of-life story, with a little bit of fighting.)
