That Time I Played Plants Vs. Zombies in Gensokyo

Content warning: Mild OOC, lots of memes, a little personal guilty pleasure, and a first-person slice-of-life story! As a veteran Plants vs. Zombies fan, I was unceremoniously transported to another world just as my eyesight was failing with age. Then my own familiar tricked me into doing hard labor at the Scarlet Devil Mansion. After arriving in Gensokyo, I spent every day living a peaceful life where plants got trampled and zombies got beaten to death. I didn't even have enough Cob Cannons to put together a last-ditch defense. "Huh? Is my life really this miserable?"