The Demon Venerable and the Celestial Immortal Both Want to Make Me Their Own

He transmigrates into a family as a good-for-nothing, and thinks he's in for a story where the protagonist gets tortured. But then he awakens as an unrivaled genius!

Then two celestial beauties, both with dazzling special effects, appear before him and fight over him, leaving themselves badly injured!

Fairy Yun You: "You wicked woman, I got here first! This child is righteous by nature and belongs with the righteous sects. What gives you the right to meddle, you demonic fiend?"

Demon Venerable Guimei: "How laughable. If I'm a demonic heretic, why should I follow the rule of first come, first served? I claim this child!"

"Xiaobai!"

"Which one of us do you want?"

"Um, can I have both?"

"No! You must be mine!"