In Another World, Only Wabisabi Can Get You a Girlfriend

I'm telling you, find someone else for the job. I'm just an Earthling, so how am I supposed to end up in another world?

But the immortals told me that the Divine Realm had already decided: I was to be reborn in another world.

At the time, I recited a couplet: "In these chaotic times, I seek only to preserve my life, not fame among the lords."

And so I ended up in another world.