I Still Haven't Become the Protagonist Today

A little girl drops from the sky? Where are your parents? You don't have any? So you're an orphan from a fictional world. Straight to the orphanage with you. An old beggar gives you a martial arts manual? What a load of crap. And you want money, too? You're definitely suspicious. Call the police, call the police...

Ugh, life is so boring every day. I wish I could live an exciting life like the protagonist in a manga.

Heaven: I gave you a chance, but you didn't make good use of it!