Just Wait Until I Put on My Skirt, Then You're All Done For

I clearly wanted to give Sister Xiaoming a perfect first review, but something unexpected happened and I ended up writing so many drafts. This is my first book review, and I dedicate it to Sister Xiaoming! Please give me a kiss, muah! Anyway, getting back to the point, I personally think this is a fantastic novel in the transformation genre. The story is well-structured, explaining everything that needed to be explained, and I felt what I was meant to feel. I even enjoyed the twists and turns. So I'll continue to give it my monthly votes. What I love most about transformation novels is that they just go straight to the transformation, no pretense at all. It gives me a feeling like, "What's so great about being a heartless jerk? I'm going to be a beautiful fairy!" Thumbs up...

(Those with questions, please take a look.) I've taken the first long review because I didn't want something completely unrelated to the main content to suddenly pop up in the middle of the book, disrupting the reading experience. Also, more readers will see this now. As a long-time flop, writing one book after another, I think my heart has been toughened up. But actually, if a seasoned flop suddenly publishes a book with some success (my standards are relatively low), it's like a ray of light appearing in the darkness. I can't tolerate any criticism (maybe I'm just overly sensitive). Perhaps some minor issues...

The beginning was a bit off-putting. The male protagonist is inexplicably transformed into a Cthulhu, then suddenly becomes a young woman, and suddenly has a wife – it all seems rather chaotic. However, as you progress, the story gradually becomes more coherent, and the constant use of "I'm the boss" adds a unique flavor. However, the various attempts to gender-bend minor characters are a bit cheesy, and the slightly high death rate of these characters gives it a darker feel. Overall, it's alright, but the world-building felt rushed; with only a few players so far, I hope it can be expanded further.

@PujieXiaoming, your novel is the first one I've truly followed consistently. Do you know why? It's simple: I love Fang Chang's personality. Even as a girl, he doesn't act coy or awkward; he accepts it readily without any guilt. I absolutely hate those transformation stories where the protagonist becomes a cute girl and then throws a tantrum (I'm practically going crazy wanting to be a cute girl, and you're complaining?! I'm so annoyed!). Plus, the book is consistently fun and not angsty, which is the best part. Fang Chang's personality is also hilarious (probably inherited from you, Xiaoming). I really like it. Finally, I hope you get well soon...

It's finished! 2.7 million words. Thank you all for your support!

Imagine the male protagonist transforms into the female protagonist at 18, but needs to become a god to revert to his male form. This means he's been the male protagonist for 18 years. However, becoming a god, even for a main character, takes at least 30-40 years. This implies that by the time she can become a man, she's already accustomed to female thought patterns. Even if she still has male thoughts after becoming a woman, she certainly wouldn't want to revert to her male form. It's like speaking Mandarin in China for 18 years and then English in America for 20 years. You might forget how to speak Mandarin. Even if you can, it certainly won't be as fluent as before.

Li Zirong is too despicable, maybe we should just kill her.

The protagonist is somewhat insatiable; he wants power but not to become a monster. Even after becoming human, he's still concerned about gender. Women are human too. If you can accept becoming a monster but can't accept becoming a woman, then you might as well be a monster.

A Deep Analysis of Xiaoming's Half-Step Wuxia: Xiaoming is my favorite author on Pineapple Bun besides Xuejie and a certain pigeon who plays Poring every day. The former attracts me with her vast framework and captivating story content (her goofy style is passable). The pigeon is drawn to me with her skillful writing and exceptional command of language (unfortunately, she abandoned me after that, becoming a big pigeon). Xuejie is the most perfect, possessing both qualities. Even so, Xiaoming's goofy style has one advantage: at least when one is in a bad mood, one can quickly...

Fang Chang, meaning "the future is long," is a very unique name chosen by the author.