This Demon Lord Is Going to Protect the Tsundere Hero Today

You can't just tell me to protect this girl and expect me to do it. First, I have to check her out. You said she had a huge chest and was a tsundere, and that she'd fall for me with a single “boing.” So I went and checked, and sure enough, she really did have a huge chest and was a tsundere. I'm telling you, if you go protect her too, you can meet lots of girls. You'll end up just like me!