I Get Stronger When Insulted, So the Whole Internet Is Begging to Insult Me

Li Goudan is a construction worker who hauls bricks for 3,500 yuan a month. One day, a brick cracked him over the head and awakened a bizarre superpower: getting stronger whenever someone insults him. The harsher the insult, the stronger he gets; the stronger the person insulting him, the more invincible he becomes. His foreman cursed him, and he bent a steel pipe out of shape. A punk with dyed blond hair stabbed him, and the knife snapped as its owner fell to his knees. He got electrocuted on a livestream and ended up with an explosive new hairstyle; the whole internet laughed itself silly, and his stats skyrocketed. His first words after joining the National Special Affairs Bureau were, "Which of you is the best at cursing people?" A sharp-tongued policewoman sneered, "Useless." He broke through on the spot. From then on, he embarked on an irreversible quest to get insulted: at the national competition, he used a translator to trade insults with foreigners; when aliens fell silent, he polluted them until they resorted to self-deprecating humor. When his sworn enemy, a Martial Saint, came to kill him, he stood atop the city wall and shouted, "Everyone in this city, young and old, curse me!" The internet's first ridiculous power fantasy about saving the world by getting cursed. Enter at your own risk. We don't pay compensation if you die laughing.