The Bumbling Bodyguard Squad: Bodyguards for Just 9.9 Yuan

The Fitness Club and the Martial Arts Club were forced to merge because they were short on funds. Club president Lin Xiaoman slapped the table and said, "If we're out of money, we'll earn our keep with our skills!" And so the poorest club on campus officially began taking jobs: starting at 9.9 yuan, they'd run your 800-meter race for you, fend off unwanted admirers, beat up scumbags, or escort you home after evening study sessions. Shen Mo, the Martial Arts Club's former president and the only sensible person in the whole club, found himself spending his days cleaning up Lin Xiaoman's messes, bailing out club members, and smiling apologetically at the bizarre clients who kept showing up out of nowhere.