Slack Off and Cultivate to Immortality

Blue Star programmer Li An dies suddenly from overwork and transmigrates to the cultivation world, where he becomes a disciple with the most useless mixed spiritual roots.

While others get up before dawn to toil at cultivation, he sleeps until late morning. While others fight tooth and nail for opportunities, he snores under a tree. While others work themselves to death to break through one level, he sleeps and breaks through three.

That's because he awakened the "Slacker System": the more he slacks off, the stronger he gets.

Cultivate while sleeping, level up while loafing around. He gets rewards for not making an effort, but loses points if he takes things seriously.

Li An declares: "I absolutely refuse to join the rat race in this life. Whoever wants to compete can do it themselves."

But the problem is that the more he slacks off, the less the cultivation world lets him live in peace.

A genius challenges him? He flicks a finger and sends them flying. A major sect tries to recruit him? Three straight refusals. A Nascent Soul expert attacks? He gets serious for once, then goes right back to sleep.

Li An: "I really just want to be a lazy fish. What do you mean, you want me to ascend?"

A story about how lying flat is the strongest cultivation method.