Slack Off and Cultivate to Immortality

Blue Star programmer Li An dies suddenly from overwork and transmigrates to the cultivation world, where he becomes a disciple with the weakest, mixed spiritual roots.

While everyone else gets up before dawn to cultivate bitterly, he sleeps until the sun is high. While others fight desperately for opportunities, he snores beneath a tree. While everyone else works themselves to the bone to break through one level, he sleeps and breaks through three.

That is because he awakened the Slacker Turns the Tables System: the more he slacks off, the stronger he gets.

Cultivate while sleeping, level up while loafing around. He gets rewards for not making an effort, but loses points when he takes things seriously.

Li An declares, "I refuse to join the rat race in this life. Whoever wants to compete can do it without me."

But the problem is, the more he slacks off, the less the cultivation world will leave him in peace.

A genius challenges him? One flick of his finger sends them flying. A mighty sect comes to recruit him? He turns them down three times. A Nascent Soul powerhouse attacks? He gets serious for once, wins, then goes right back to sleep.

Li An: "I really just want to be a lazy fish. What do you mean, you all insist on making me ascend?"

A story about how lying flat is the strongest way to cultivate.