Abstract Continent? I'll Really Punch You!

[Absurd Comedy, Hilarious]

[One Dog from the Start, All His Lackeys Are Ugly]

Other people are reborn with golden fingers maxed out. Li Shengju is reborn with -10086 Charm, and the first "conquest target" given to him by the System is a half-goat, half-dog creature with a fetish for ugliness. A love story between a man and a dog? No, the dog wants to bury him in its den and make him its husband!

But then he gets it:

If you can't win, put on an act. If you can't act, put on a show. And if you can't pull off a show, then stir up trouble!

Other people pretend to be pigs to eat tigers. I, Li Shengju, have pigs pretending to be tigers to eat elephants~

As long as the lackeys are strong, who cares if they're ugly!

Even negative Charm can conquer the Abstract Continent

(But you, you crazy author, don't let me, Li Shengju, run into you! Other people start out as the Chosen One, but I start out with a huge mess on my hands?! The Abstract Continent? I really want to slap you!)