A Rookie Author Who Dreams More Than He Types

My surname is Bai, and my given name is Rimu.

I'm the least accomplished novelist on a certain website. Every time I write a hundred words, I start daydreaming, and I can't even finish a chapter in a whole day.

My personal record is two thousand daydreams in a single day.

A million a month, a goddess in a BMW, traveling the world;

Punching Iron Man, kicking Ultraman Tiga;

Joining Brother Monkey in causing havoc in Heaven, then crushing the Buddha of the Western Heaven;

Being reborn as Yin Zhiping, defeating Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl, and living happily ever after together;

Taming a giant panda and conquering the world;

Gods, Buddhas, demons, and monsters all bowing to me. The Earth can't even spin without me...

But in the end, it all amounts to nothing. I still have to keep writing. When will this rookie author finally wake up and stop being worn down by his dreams?