Assassinated 99 Times, Pinduoduo Saved Me

Also known as: The Female Assassin Failed to Kill Me 99 Times, Then I Awakened the Pinduoduo System

Lin Fan is a 25-year-old corporate drone earning 5,000 yuan a month, and his life is as bumpy as a shared bike ride. One morning, a delivery parcel turns out to be a deadly bomb! Ye Wei, a cold and beautiful woman in black, is an assassin holding a disc-shaped device. A red countdown flashes, matching the pounding of Lin Fan's heart. As terror consumes him, one thought flashes through his mind: "Heavens, give me a chance to haggle, and I'll survive!"

Beep! The bomb turns into a surprise ball, sending potato chips and soda flying everywhere. Ye Wei grits her teeth, fuming at the outsourcing: did the logistics department hire a toy factory? She returns for another try, aiming her silenced gun at an empty house. Lin Fan dons the one-yuan invisibility cloak awakened by his System. The maddening ad jingle, "Haggle every day, earn every day," blares out, and bullets whiz past him!

[ Ding! The Pinduoduo Life-Saving System has been bound: Powered by the urge to get things for free, the Bargain-Hunting Treasure Mall is now open! ] The invisibility wears off, and Lin Fan appears, laughing: "Hey, beautiful, cool cloak, right? I'll give you one if you tap to haggle!" Ye Wei destroys a pizza with a throwing knife, cheese splatters on her pant leg, and she flees in a panic: "Next time, I'll definitely kill you... Assassin outfits are so expensive!"

The slapstick saga of 99 assassination attempts begins. Lin Fan goes from unlucky loser to haggling king, repeatedly turning the tables with bargain-priced cloaks, laser swords, teleportation talismans, and more. Ye Wei goes from sworn enemy to wisecracking machine, while Fatty's Hamburger Support Squad joins in for a hilarious, action-packed comeback story full of positive energy! Haggling is justice. With the System at his side, this corporate drone will rule the city's dark underbelly.