A Security Guard Transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms

Synopsis:

City management officer Zhao Kai transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms. I see a black dragon, winding its way down (I'm a little afraid of security guards). The black dragon doesn't fly. Like a winding stream, it makes its way down from the high mountains. Then it eats me. The city management officer has to fight the black dragon, but isn't afraid of it.

City management officer Zhou Lin transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms. Riding a donkey, he fights another general. Neither of them has much strength, and their weapons are poor. They can't pierce each other's armor, and the donkey is exhausted from the fight. The two jump down from their mounts, remove each other's helmets and clothes, and try to rape one another on the spot. Whichever side rapes the other wins.

Sun Hao is the last emperor of Wu. City management officer Zheng Kai transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms and runs into security guard Yang Ji, who has also transmigrated. Before transmigrating, Yang Ji used to run a street stall and knew this city management officer, who had smashed up his stall. Yang Ji recommends Zheng Kai to Sun Hao as the second-ranked general. The ministers all nod and say, "The city management officer is surely qualified to be the second-ranked general." A beautiful nineteen-year-old woman walks in. Zheng Kai goes up to her, takes hold of her left arm with his right hand, and asks, "What do you need?" The woman says, "My husband was beaten to death." Zheng Kai volunteers to investigate the matter, then tries to get into bed with her. Zheng Kai becomes Sun Hao's second-ranked general.