You Peddle Nonsense, I Go Off the Rails: I'm the Boss of Shengjing

[Transmigrate into a Book + Palace and Household Intrigue + Pop-Culture References + Subverting Tropes + Shamelessly Outrageous]

Feng Xi, an apocalypse powerhouse, transmigrated into a male-oriented son-in-law novel and became the princess wife of the overpowered male lead, Qi Xiao.

The princess was as foolish as a pig, selfish and cruel. She tormented Qi Xiao in every way, and in the end he cut off her hands and feet and threw her into Snake Valley, where countless snakes tore her apart.

Feng Xi, who only wanted to retire in peace: Got it! I’ll go be nice to him right now!

But then:

“Your Highness, the consort has been locked in the dark room for three days and three nights!”

“Your Highness, the consort has been kneeling in the snow for eight hours!”

“Your Highness, the love poem you wrote to Young Marquis Mu in front of the consort has spread throughout the capital!”

Feng Xi: ?

So there’s really no way to salvage this?

Forget it. I’m already here, so I might as well go crazy and give up!

Six months later, at the edge of Snake Valley, Feng Xi finally stood beside the novel’s heroine on the cliff.

The villain said, “Young Marquis Qi, choose one: your wife or your sweetheart.”

The heroine gazed at him with tender affection, speechless. Qi Xiao raised his eyes and answered without hesitation: “Xi’er, come to your husband.”

Feng Xi, with a blood bag between her teeth, snake-repellent powder in her hand, ready to jump and run away at any moment, and hoping to live carefree ever after: “?”

If I jump down on my own right now, is it too late?