The Divine Turtle's Immortal Path

Strange dreams often spark all kinds of ideas in my mind, and that is how this fictional mythological novel, The Divine Tortoise's Way to Immortality, came to be. I hope that the “Divine Tortoise Rebirth Pill” will cure cancer, and that “Divine Tortoise River Baijiu” will have a remarkable pain-relieving effect. The Divine Tortoise visits a person in a dream, and their savior wins a ten-billion-yuan jackpot. Before recovering, cancer patients must confess their shameful and dishonorable deeds in the “Room of Awakening and Repentance,” resolve to change their ways, and remain kind and good people forever. Anyone who takes the “Divine Tortoise Rebirth Pill” will suffer a relapse if they don't treat others kindly or if they keep smoking. Biological science can turn waste into an inexhaustible source of renewable resources. Good people are not without flaws, and bad people are not entirely without merit. When good people do bad things, they can cause greater harm to society; when bad people turn good, they can have a greater positive impact. I resent the high costs of the many tests cancer patients undergo before receiving a diagnosis at the hospital, so I thought of using cancer-detection dogs, whose sense of smell is a million times better than humans', to identify the scent of cancer in the human body. I miss my departed loved ones, so I cracked the human body's code and stored the departed's lifelong photos and recordings in a “Portable Intelligent Soul Storage Device,” allowing their souls to live forever. I have personally seen many friends and relatives die of cancer, and hope that a cancer vaccine will eradicate the disease from humanity once and for all.