[A hilarious, doted-on-by-the-whole-family story; everyone except the heroine has a secret identity]
When Xiao Zhiyin was thirteen, she found a book and discovered that she was a bit-part sacrificial character in a million-word fantasy epic.
"Huayin Mountain was destroyed. I heard a family of five surnamed Xiao lived there, and they all died in the disaster. Nie Yao watched the flames soar into the sky and smiled coldly..."
Good grief, she didn't even have a name in the book.
Xiao Zhiyin was so troubled that she only ate two bowls of rice that evening. Her family noticed and felt absolutely heartbroken.
Her father, Xiao Luoshan, thought, "It's time to let Yinyin inherit the Demon Realm."
Her mother, Xie Mingyuan, mused, "Yinyin is all grown up. We should hand her the position of heir to the Immortal Realm, too."
Her elder brother, Xiao Qingxian, frowned. "Would giving Yinyin the entire Demon Realm make her a little happier?"
Her older sister, Xie Chulian, sighed. "I wonder if Yinyin would like the Ghost Realm..."
Years later, someone asked Xiao Zhiyin, "How did you achieve so much?"
Xiao Zhiyin sighed wistfully. "All I wanted was to coast through life and wait for death. Who knew my whole family would be full of powerful big shots, dragging me all the way to the top? What could I do? I had no choice but to accept it, with great sorrow."
Everyone: "...We'll be going, then."
First! Keep it up, author!