Work Hard at Immortality or Go Home and Inherit the Throne

[A silly, pampered family, everyone but the heroine has a secret identity] When Xiao Zhiyin was thirteen, she found a book and realized she was a minor cannon-fodder character mentioned in passing in a million-word immortal-xianxia epic. “Huayin Mountain was destroyed. I heard five people named Xiao lived there, and they all died in the disaster. Nie Yao watched the flames soar into the sky and smiled coldly...” Great, she didn’t even have a name in the story. Xiao Zhiyin was so troubled that she only ate two bowls of rice that evening. Her family noticed and felt terrible for her. Her father, Xiao Luoshan, thought: It’s time to let Yinyin inherit the Demon Realm. Her mother, Xie Mingyuan, considered: Yinyin is grown up now. We should hand her the position of heir to the Immortal Realm. Her older brother, Xiao Qingxian, frowned: Would giving Yinyin the entire Demon Realm make her happier? Her older sister, Xie Chulian, sighed: I wonder if Yinyin would like the Ghost Realm... Years later, someone asked Xiao Zhiyin, “How did you achieve so much?” Xiao Zhiyin sighed wistfully. “I only wanted to eat my fill and wait to die. I never expected my whole family to be a bunch of big shots, dragging me all the way to the pinnacle of life... What could I do? I could only bear it with a heavy heart.” Everyone: ...We’re leaving.