The Ghost-Appraising Curator

The imperfection in my soul turned me into an unlucky guy who can see ghosts. Even worse, I joined a museum design company that catches ghosts and exorcises evil spirits for people.

Remember this well: In a museum, never stare at an antique for too long.

And remember this above all: What's scary isn't that you can see ghosts, but that the ghosts know you can see them.