Tales of the Living Dead

"Why did you become a police officer? It's so dangerous!" the man asked.

"Because I want to be a good person!"

"There are plenty of ways to be a good person. Why become a police officer in particular?"

"Because there are too many clever people in this society!"

"What about you? Why did you choose to become a forensic pathologist?" the woman asked.

"Because the dead can't speak, and I want to speak on their behalf!"