Reborn in the Tang dynasty as Li Xiuning’s third son, he plans to live an easy life as a royal relative. But to his surprise, Li Shimin can hear his thoughts.
Li Shimin: “Zhangsun Wuji is a pillar of the Tang dynasty and has won great victories for our realm. I intend to marry my eldest daughter, Princess Li Lizhi, to his eldest legitimate son, Zhangsun Chong!”
[Holy crap, Li Er’s gone blind! Zhangsun Chong can’t perform as a man!]
Li Shimin: “Locusts swarm across Guanzhong. I intend to issue an edict blaming myself, so I can preserve the region’s granaries and ensure the people have food to eat.”
[Holy crap, the locusts are here? Deep-fried, braised, charcoal-grilled... how could any of that not taste good? This is a chance to make a fortune!]
Li Shimin: “I intend to marry a princess to the Turks to secure peace.”
[Holy crap! The emperor guards the nation’s gates, and the ruler dies for his realm. You bastard Li Er, selling your daughter for glory!]
Li Shimin: “Chai San is a great talent. I have a daughter, Gaoyang, who is virtuous and gracious. She would make an ideal match.”
Chai San immediately shouts, “Li Er, fuck your mother!”
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