Reborn in the Tang dynasty as Li Xiuning’s third son, he plans to live an easy life as a royal relative. But to his surprise, Li Shimin can hear his thoughts.
Li Shimin: “Zhangsun Wuji is a pillar of the Tang dynasty and has won great victories for our realm. I intend to marry my eldest daughter, Princess Li Lizhi, to his eldest legitimate son, Zhangsun Chong!”
[Holy crap, Li Er’s gone blind! Zhangsun Chong can’t perform as a man!]
Li Shimin: “Locusts swarm across Guanzhong. I intend to issue an edict blaming myself, so I can preserve the region’s granaries and ensure the people have food to eat.”
[Holy crap, the locusts are here? Deep-fried, braised, charcoal-grilled... how could any of that not taste good? This is a chance to make a fortune!]
Li Shimin: “I intend to marry a princess to the Turks to secure peace.”
[Holy crap! The emperor guards the nation’s gates, and the ruler dies for his realm. You bastard Li Er, selling your daughter for glory!]
Li Shimin: “Chai San is a great talent. I have a daughter, Gaoyang, who is virtuous and gracious. She would make an ideal match.”
Chai San immediately shouts, “Li Er, fuck your mother!”
The subject matter is divided into two points, and the article has negative reviews. Is this unreasonable? The protagonist's individualism is so strong that it's off-putting. My second brother knelt down and cried to plead for you, but you actually complained in your heart that he was a idiot. As a time traveler, affected by modern education, although you know the direction of history, you must at least respect it, right? A poem will be written in a messy and brainless way!!!
The author has never studied history or biology