Could You Pretend to Cultivate, Please? I’m Begging You!

In his previous 99 lives, Ye Fan was killed by the System for all sorts of reasons.

In this life, he just wants to lie flat and be a lazy salted fish. To hell with cultivation!

So the System tearfully helped Ye Fan with his sign-in rewards, but Ye Fan nearly put a top-grade spirit pet on the dinner table;

he used a top-grade cultivation manual to prop up a table leg;

and a peerless divine weapon became his new fire poker!

[Warning! The Host is about to suffer a devastating blow!]

[Warning! Ah, forget it. Activating automatic counterattack mode...]

System: Host, could you at least pretend to cultivate?