Could You Pretend to Cultivate, Please? I’m Begging You!

After being reborn 99 times, Ye Fan had been screwed over and killed by the System for all kinds of reasons. This time, he just wanted to be a lazy fish! The System wept as Ye Fan signed in and received a top-grade spirit pet, only for him to nearly serve it up for dinner; he used a peerless cultivation manual to shim up a table leg; and an unmatched divine weapon became a new poker! [Warning! Host is about to suffer a devastating blow!] [Warning! Ah, forget it. Initiating automatic counterattack protocol…] System: Host, couldn’t you at least pretend to cultivate?