Honghuang: It Turns Out I'm a Peerless Expert

[Ding! Smash a bird's nest with a Chaos Bluestone. Experience +1. Congratulations, Host, you have comprehended the Essence of Time!]

[Ding! Water the Hollow Willow (already overwatered). Experience +1. Congratulations, Host, you have comprehended the Essence of Space!]

[Ding! Get through the bitter winter without long johns, relying entirely on your righteous spirit. Experience +1. Congratulations, Host, you have comprehended the Essence of the Immortal Dao!]

[Ding! All of Host's skills have reached the pinnacle of perfection. The System can no longer provide any boosts, so the binding will be removed immediately.

May the rest of Host's life be peaceful, joyful, and free of worry!]

This System sure knows how to talk, Jiang Ping thought, scratching his head.

When his girlfriend broke up with him, she said something just like that... Wait?

Hey!

Don't! Stop... stop!

[Unbinding successful!]

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