The Goofy, Adorable Princess's Rise to Power

She could put up with the stale old trope of transmigrating into the body of an abandoned consort in the Cold Palace. But why on earth did the consort have to be named Ma Lisu? That was mortifying! And if being named Ma Lisu wasn't enough, she even had a nickname like a sanitary napkin: Consort Su... Oh, heavens, did you transmigrate me here just to make me a joke? Well, fine. She just wanted to stay in the Cold Palace and live out her ridiculous, miserable life. So why did the lofty emperor come to this place? And as if showing up wasn't enough, he started getting handsy with her, his old flame. They say a good horse doesn't eat the grass it has already grazed. You sure have weird tastes, don't you? Not interested! You dog of an emperor, I'm not interested!

[This story has both hilarious and heartbreaking scenes. Read at your own risk!]