Conning the Prosperous Tang Dynasty

From having nothing to becoming immensely wealthy, a silver tongue can take you anywhere;

From being a nobody to striking fear into foreign lands, there's no end to the strange tales;

From being hated by everyone to taking sole control of the court, I make a name for myself in the glorious Tang Dynasty with my tall tales;

From His Majesty Li Er to Empress Zetian, watch me talk my way to success.

Don't ask me who the heroine is. Not every protagonist needs to get the most screen time;

Don't ask why I keep pulling pranks. There's a true story behind every one.

How is a middle schooler supposed to get by after transmigrating?

Recite poetry? Better think about Li Bai and Du Fu first;

Fight a war? Better weigh my own four ounces of flesh first;

Wonder what all this bluster is about? Just watch me spin tales every day!