From the Start as Peak Beckham: All That Matters Is Looking Good

Anyone more handsome than me can't play soccer as well as I can.

Anyone who plays soccer better than me doesn't exist.

All right, I'll come clean:

I'm the embodiment of beauty and wisdom,

of heroism and chivalry,

I change the social climate,

charm countless young women,

stimulate the soccer market,

raise the cultural standards of young people,

and I'm a dashing, elegant winner on the soccer field!