The Embroidered Uniform Guard: If I Don’t Confiscate Your Property, How Can I Achieve Martial Immortality?

"He doesn't mind that you're my husband, so why do you care that he's my lover? Su Mu, you don't love me at all."

"I love your mother's twisted pastries! Lin Bao'er, damn you! Give me back the betrothal gifts and divorce me!"

Su Mu transmigrates into the Great Yang Dynasty, a world of powerful martial artists, only to discover from the start that his gold-digging wife is cheating on him.

Su Mu just wants to teach her a lesson, but he's not strong enough.

As rage and grief overwhelm him, the [Heavenly Eye Intelligence] System falls from the sky.

Well, then!

Seize their property, and seize it all!

If I don't seize their property, how is this junior banner officer supposed to get promoted and rich, achieve martial immortality, or listen to music at the pleasure houses?

Much later, Lin Bao'er regrets it:

"Su Mu, I finally realize that you're the one I love. Can't we stay married?"

"Get lost. Anyone who gets in the way of my property seizures will have their entire family executed!"

The emperor's concubine pleads:

"Su Mu, you're so much better than that old emperor. Could I be with you?"

"The old emperor's concubine? All right, you're in charge of heating my bathwater."

The Minister of War's daughter begs coquettishly:

"Su Mu, I want to marry you. Our dual cultivation after the wedding will be even more wonderful..."

"Very well. From now on, you'll be in charge of sharing my bed."

Years later, Su Mu stares helplessly at the imperial robe in his subordinate's hands.

"You've all made my life so difficult!"