Reborn as Lü Bu: Diao Chan Wants to Turn Me Against My Father? That's My Real Dad!

Question: What do you do when you transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era with your dad?

Lu Bu, a modern upstanding young man, transmigrates into the body of Lu Bu, the Three Kingdoms' mightiest warrior, whose signature move is stabbing his adoptive fathers!

"I, Lu Fengxian, have never been inferior to anyone in my life. How could I accept being stuck under someone else's thumb? Dong Zhuo, you old geezer, die!"

But he never expected Dong Zhuo to have set up a Hongmen Banquet, too.

"My name is Lu Jianguo. I have to stay alive so I can see my son again. Just watch me pull a little trick and kill the brat Lu Bu first!"

Father and son face off, as Chang'an is swept up in a storm!

The eighteen warlords seize the opportunity to advance on Chang'an, content to sit back and watch the dragons and tigers fight.

But as they watch, they soon realize something is wrong.

Lu Fengxian is cunning and cautious!

Grand Marshal Dong is a hot-blooded young man!

How are this fake father and son getting stronger the more they compete?

Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei: "Weren't we supposed to be the Three Heroes fighting Lu Bu? Why are they bringing over the Five Tiger Generals, too, making it six against three?!"

Cao Cao: "I love other men's wives. So why do all those wives love Lu Bu?"

Emperor Xian of Han: "Adversity reveals a loyal minister. Marquis Wen and Grand Marshal Dong are truly pillars of the Han! I abdicate! I have to abdicate!"

Many years later, with the Third Han Empire's expeditionary forces flying their banners across the world, a historian asks: Why didn't you kill Dong Zhuo with one thrust of your halberd back then?

Lu Bu: "Come on, I may be a professional at stabbing adoptive fathers, but he's my real dad... That's a different rate!" Doge.jpg