Reborn as Lü Bu: Diao Chan Wants to Turn Me Against My Father? That's My Real Dad!

Question: What do you do when you transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era with your dad?

Lu Bu, a model young man of the modern age, transmigrates into Lu Bu, the Three Kingdoms' mightiest warrior. His signature move? Stabbing his adoptive fathers!

"I, Lu Fengxian, have never been inferior to anyone. How could I stay under someone else's thumb forever? Dong Zhuo, you old geezer, die!"

But he never expected Dong Zhuo to have arranged a Hongmen Banquet, too.

"My name is Lu Jianguo. I have to stay alive so I can see my son again. Just watch me pull a little trick and kill this brat Lu Bu first!"

Father and son face off at the gates, while Chang'an is swept up in a storm!

The eighteen warlords seize the chance to march on Chang'an, content to sit back and watch the dragons fight the tigers.

But the longer they watch, the more they realize something is off.

Lu Fengxian, a shrewd and cautious schemer!

Dong Zhuo, a passionate young hero!

How are this fake father and son getting stronger the more they compete?

Liu, Guan, and Zhang: "Weren't we supposed to be the Three Heroes fighting Lu Bu? Why did they bring in the Five Tiger Generals, making it six against three?!"

Cao Cao: "I love married women. So why do they all love Lu Bu?"

Emperor Xian of Han: "Adversity reveals true loyalty. Lord Wen and Grand Preceptor Dong are pillars of the Han! Abdicate! You have to abdicate!"

Many years later, when the banners of the Han Third Empire's expeditionary forces flew across the globe, a court historian asked: Why didn't you kill Dong Zhuo with a single thrust back then?

Lu Bu: "Come on, I may be a professional at stabbing my adoptive fathers, but he's my real dad... That costs extra!" Doge.jpg