I Sweep the World with Immortality!

[High-Martial-Arts World + Lifespan Crisis + Ruthless and Decisive] On his first day after transmigrating to another world, Qin Bo is nearly starving to death. Eat wild fruit? Diarrhea! Drink river water? Diarrhea! Then he finds a copy of The Biochemical Sutra. Breathing = cultivation! Eating = leveling up! “Eating an entire landlord’s stockpile in one sitting? Is this guy a human garbage disposal or what?” Even more absurdly, he has a chip from the future inside him: “Master, I recommend eating three more cows to unlock the ‘Invulnerable to Blades and Spears’ skill.” From then on, Qin Bo sets off down a road of no return: While others go into seclusion to cultivate, he wolfs down braised pork. When enemies come at him with blades and swords, he whips out a rice cooker. “Have you lost your mind? You call this a martial arts genius?”