The Whole Family Hears My Thoughts, and They All Turn Into Deranged Villains

Li Hanzhu, a venerable master of metaphysics, opens her eyes and nearly gets strangled to death. After narrowly escaping that fatal misfortune, she looks at her family's tragic fate as disposable side characters and feels her vision go dark.

[Mother, your husband and his mistress are just waiting for you to die so he can take over the family business.]

Her virtuous mother turns ruthless, kicking the scumbag and taking down his mistress.

[Eldest brother, your rival stole your imperial examination results. He's with your fiancée right now, all lovey-dovey.]

Her blind eldest brother, once intent on dying, returns to court and becomes a cold, ruthless, and sinister powerbroker.

[Second brother, you listened to a villain's lies and joined the rebel army. They tricked you into being pierced by countless arrows, leaving you dead without a body to bury.]

That very night, her second brother sets fire to the enemy camp and becomes a feared War God on the frontier.

[Third brother, your friend cheats you out of everything you own and sells you to a brothel. He even becomes one of your regulars.]

Her playful, gambling-addicted third brother beats the fraud and has him arrested, then applies himself and becomes the foremost royal merchant.

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Li Hanzhu can't understand why her family's whole way of doing things has changed.

Even the little beggar they picked up has reclaimed his place on the throne and is coaxing her to sign a marriage contract.