The Han Empire's Wildest Messenger: The Western Regions Beg Me to Stay Alive

Li Aotian arrives in a world of dynastic struggles. From the start, he copies classical poems and makes a grand impression, earning an audience at the palace with the Han Emperor Wu! He thinks he might land himself a promising position. But instead, he's named an honored envoy of the Han and sent on a mission to the Xiongnu! “This is a disastrous start.” “Everyone knows Han envoys are sent to expand the country's borders.” But on his way to the Xiongnu, he awakens the Most Arrogant System. The more outrageous he acts, the more points he earns, which he can trade for rewards! And so... He begins his path to certain death among the Thirty-Six Kingdoms of the Western Regions. On his mission to the Xiongnu, Envoy Li steals the king's consort and beheads the prince, prompting the twelve Xiongnu tribes to swear a blood oath to kill Li Aotian! On his mission to Loulan, he sleeps with the empress dowager and beheads the king? The ministers of Loulan can only seethe, too afraid to kill him! On his mission to Nanzhao, he kidnaps the empress dowager and abducts the princess... Wherever he goes, he brings fury and misery! Chanyu of the Xiongnu: “Devious! The Han envoy is far too crafty. My poor Xiongnu, even a hundred thousand of us have been slaughtered by the Han!” The Thirty-Six Kingdoms of the Western Regions: “Don't die! We beg you, just don't die within our borders.” The six great dynasties: “Li Aotian is coming as an envoy? Stay away from us!” Zhu Yuanzhang of the Great Ming: “Why have you come here?” Li Aotian: “To die here!”