A Dog-Food Bowl Connects to an Ancient City, and I Raise a Peerless Female General

“You can’t keep this dog fed, can you?” “Why does this dog’s food bowl look like a bottomless pit?” It turns out the other end connects to an ancient city. A loser begins a plan to raise a female general. One person, an entire ancient city to support. “By the way, have you ever thought about becoming empress?” The barbarians? Take them down! Europe? Conquer it! Want to deal with the Eagle? Come on, I’ll teach you how to build warships! When you’ve taken things too far, what does it feel like to have archaeologists dig up a statue of you?