Keeping a Diary in the Western Church, I'm Driving Jieyin and Zhunti Crazy

[Honghuang] + [Investiture of the Gods] + [Journey to the West] + [Cunning] + [Daily Life] Lin Kun transmigrates to Honghuang and takes human form as an innate fire dragon fruit tree. He is taken in by the Two Saints of the West and joins the Western Religion. At the same time, he binds himself to the Great Dao Diary. Simply writing in it earns him rewards. Pangu blood-drawing needles, pills, cultivation techniques: they’re all within easy reach. But the more he writes, the more Honghuang seems to lose all sense of propriety. Since when did Hongyun become the deputy leader of our Western Religion? And since when could he command Zhenyuanzi in my name? Who taught the Two Saints of the West to do this? Wait, why is Lu Ya my registered disciple? Who taught him to add extra seasoning when stewing Kunpeng? Fine, fine. I only wrote in my diary that the Three Sky Fairies were dancing in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, and they actually came to the West. Wait. The foot-massage girl who follows the Dao of Naturalness is actually an incarnation of Lady Pingxin? My goodness, what on earth is going on with Honghuang? Zhunti: Everyone thinks the Two Saints of the West are cunning. Little did they know, compared to Lin Kun, we’re total amateurs. Jieyin: If Lin Kun had never been born, I’d love Kun through a thousand ages of endless night!