After Hearing Everyone’s Thoughts and Gossip, the Cannon-Fodder Baby Becomes Everyone’s Darling

[The whole family can read minds + Marquess's wife + Feel-good story + Everyone's darling + Adorable child + Face-slapping]

To save all living beings, the divine beast Bai Ze, Gu Xuanxuan, offers herself as a sacrifice. When she opens her eyes, she has become a human baby destined to be cannon fodder.

She knows everything under the heavens and sees right through her scumbag father: he's keeping a mistress and tricking her mother into caring for the mistress during her postpartum confinement... In the end, her lovesick mother is raped and thrown into a pig cage, while her older brother is beheaded and his head kicked around like a ball by the mistress's daughter.

Meanwhile, her scumbag father rises through the ranks and lives happily ever after with his mistress, surrounded by children and grandchildren!

Gu Xuanxuan says with a heavy heart, "I'm just a baby who can't talk. What can I even do?"

Her mother is lovesick, so the sharp-tongued Gu Xuanxuan thinks: [Mother, that widowed cousin your scumbag husband brought home is his mistress. You've got a whole green meadow growing on your head.]

And so her lovesick mother comes to her senses and promptly writes out a divorce agreement!

Her aunt competes with her mother for the scumbag's affection. Gu Xuanxuan thinks: [Aunt, don't drive up the price of pork! The scumbag loves someone else!]

Before long, her aunt stops competing with other women and becomes close with her mother!

The useless Third Prince is bullied and humiliated by his brothers. Gu Xuanxuan offers a tip: [Smear a spear with poop. Whoever you stab will die!]

Before long, the useless prince becomes the crown prince, and every other prince trembles at the sight of him.

When Gu Xuanxuan finally learns to talk, she can't help wondering: Huh? Why is the whole family still alive? And thriving, too?

Her scumbag father kneels in the street, clutching the hem of Gu Xuanxuan's clothes as he begs, "Daughter, I know I was wrong. Please help your mother and me get back together!"

"Absolutely not! I helped Mother marry Uncle Chief Minister!"