After Hearing Everyone’s Thoughts and Gossip, the Cannon-Fodder Baby Becomes Everyone’s Darling

[Family mind-reading + marquis household matriarch + feel-good revenge + beloved by the whole family + adorable child + face-slapping] Gu Xuanxuan, the divine beast Bai Ze, sacrificed herself to save all living beings. When she opened her eyes, she had become a human baby destined to be cannon fodder.

She knew everything under the sun and saw right through her scumbag father, who kept a mistress and tricked her mother into caring for the mistress during her confinement… In the end, her lovesick mother would be violated and drowned in a pig cage, while her brother would be beheaded and his head used as a ball for the mistress’s daughter.

Meanwhile, her scumbag father would rise to power and live happily ever after with his mistress, surrounded by grandchildren!

Gu Xuanxuan could only lament, “I’m just a baby who can’t even talk. What can I possibly do?”

Her mother was lovesick, so the sharp-tongued Gu Xuanxuan thought, “Mother, that widow cousin Father brought home is his mistress. You’ve got a huge green hat on your head.”

Her lovesick mother came to her senses and promptly wrote out a divorce agreement!

When her aunt tried to compete with her mother for the scumbag’s affection, Gu Xuanxuan thought, “Aunt, don’t bid up the price of a pig! The scumbag loves someone else!”

Before long, her aunt gave up competing with her mother and the two became close!

When the useless Third Prince was bullied and humiliated by his brothers, Gu Xuanxuan offered some advice: “Dip a spear in shit. Whoever you stab will die!”

Soon, the useless prince became crown prince, and all the other princes trembled at the sight of him.

When Gu Xuanxuan finally learned to speak, she couldn’t help wondering, “Huh? Why is my whole family still alive? And thriving, too?”

Her scumbag father dropped to his knees in the street and clutched the hem of her clothes, begging, “Daughter, I know I was wrong. Please help your mother and me get back together!”

“Hard pass! I’m helping Mother marry the Grand Secretary uncle!”