The Royal Family Is Full of Schemes, Part One: The Emperor Plays the Victim

Good heavens! Bai Xiaoxing stood helpless and forlorn in the street. Her unconventional mother insisted she earn one hundred thousand taels of silver, by cheating, swindling, stealing, or robbing. What kind of mother does that?!

Luckily, she came across a sucker who was supposedly the emperor's personal guard. So she sneaked in, hoping to become a pretty, charming eunuch. Eunuchs have it good: plenty of gossip, few troubles, and generous rewards!

But, big brother guard, could you stop barging in on this eunuch's happy life? What? You want me to come up with ideas for the emperor, and the reward is a mountain of silver? Why didn't you say so earlier? This servant will take the job right away!

But, Your Majesty, the Demon Palace Master is calling for me too, along with a master thief who loves robbing tombs. I can't keep up with all of you!